Consulting Cannibal
somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

SPN REWATCH: A Very Supernatural Christmas (3x08)

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.

SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. 

HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.

Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.



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